In a press conference unlike any other, former U.S. President Donald Trump unveiled his boldest plan yet: constructing a wall on the Moon to “protect America from intergalactic threats.” Speaking to a packed room of stunned reporters, Trump outlined his vision for what he called the “Lunar Wall of Greatness,” a project he claims will keep Earth safe from alien invasions.
“The aliens love me—everybody knows it,” Trump began, gesturing emphatically. “But I’ve heard rumors—terrible, terrible rumors—that they might be planning to sneak into the greatest country in the universe: the United States of America. We need to stop them before they even think about it.”
According to Trump, the wall would stretch around the Moon’s entire circumference and be made of “the best lunar rocks money can buy.” When asked about the feasibility of such a project, he responded, “It’s going to be big, beautiful, and very, very successful. Nobody knows how to build walls better than me. NASA? They’ve got nothing on me!”
The announcement has already sparked debate. Scientists and engineers have pointed out the logistical challenges of building anything on the Moon, let alone a wall. “It’s not physically possible,” one NASA official commented. “And even if it were, who are we keeping out? This doesn’t make sense.”
Despite the criticism, Trump remains confident. “The fake news media says it’s impossible, but they said the same thing about my hair,” he quipped, drawing laughter from his supporters. He also promised that the aliens themselves would fund the wall, adding, “They have lots of moon gold—more than we’ve ever seen. Believe me, they’ll pay.”
Social media erupted after the announcement, with hashtags like #LunarWall and #MakeEarthSafeAgain trending worldwide. Some users praised the plan as “visionary,” while others mocked it as “the most Trumpian idea ever.”
As of now, no aliens have responded to Trump’s claims, but his supporters are already ordering “Lunar Wall 2024” merchandise. Whether the wall will become a reality or remain a cosmic joke, one thing is clear: Donald Trump has once again proven that he knows how to capture the world’s attention.
Be the first to comment