Ohio State Takes One to the Chin After Failing to Learn Anything From the Past Three Years
Okay. I, uh… what do we have here? What did we learn from this? Anything? Anything at all?
No? We’ll just keep watching the same head slam into the same wall over and over again for eternity? Sweet.
And look, I grew up in the 90’s, which means I’m exactly the right age to avoid having this loss be truly devastating to my sanity, but also it sure as hell feels pretty damn familiar. I will say that this particular loss to Michigan has its own special flavor of vomit in that an obviously superior Ohio State team seemed utterly hell-bent on playing literally the only kind of football that would lead to a loss to a one-dimensional opponent, but… oh, wait, my apologies: it’s the same damn thing. I’m 11 again and nothing matters.
If you play not to lose, you make it much more difficult to win. My hope is that Ryan Day and Chip Kelly (re-re-re) learn this before the Buckeyes likely host what is going to be the weirdest denouement in Ohio State history.
Here’s some tweets, or whatever
Okay. I, uh… what do we have here? What did we learn from this? Anything? Anything at all?
No? We’ll just keep watching the same head slam into the same wall over and over again for eternity? Sweet.
And look, I grew up in the 90’s, which means I’m exactly the right age to avoid having this loss be truly devastating to my sanity, but also it sure as hell feels pretty damn familiar. I will say that this particular loss to Michigan has its own special flavor of vomit in that an obviously superior Ohio State team seemed utterly hell-bent on playing literally the only kind of football that would lead to a loss to a one-dimensional opponent, but… oh, wait, my apologies: it’s the same damn thing. I’m 11 again and nothing matters.
If you play not to lose, you make it much more difficult to win. My hope is that Ryan Day and Chip Kelly (re-re-re) learn this before the Buckeyes likely host what is going to be the weirdest denouement in Ohio State history.
Here’s some tweets, or whatever
Okay. I, uh… what do we have here? What did we learn from this? Anything? Anything at all?
No? We’ll just keep watching the same head slam into the same wall over and over again for eternity? Sweet.
And look, I grew up in the 90’s, which means I’m exactly the right age to avoid having this loss be truly devastating to my sanity, but also it sure as hell feels pretty damn familiar. I will say that this particular loss to Michigan has its own special flavor of vomit in that an obviously superior Ohio State team seemed utterly hell-bent on playing literally the only kind of football that would lead to a loss to a one-dimensional opponent, but… oh, wait, my apologies: it’s the same damn thing. I’m 11 again and nothing matters.
If you play not to lose, you make it much more difficult to win. My hope is that Ryan Day and Chip Kelly (re-re-re) learn this before the Buckeyes likely host what is going to be the weirdest denouement in Ohio State history.
Here’s some tweets, or whatever
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